Evail Kniesnail

From Speedbump

I removed the shell from my racing snail.

I thought it would make it faster, but if anything it's become even more sluggish.

Shrimp v Crab Race

From Brain Hole Sky

It is still 9 months until pancake day.

And yet, the shops are already full of flour, milk and eggs.

How ridiculous is that?

Quick Snack

From Buni Comic

If interfering was an Olympic sport, my missus would have a meddle in it.

Fairground Toilets

From Sunny Street

At any one time a bowl of nuts on a bar will have 17 types of urine on them.

That's why they're called peanuts.

Lockdown Sports - Eating Race

Andrew Cotter - Eating Race

Mockery

From Bizarro

Fast Lane

 

From Teddy Tietz

 

Dead Heat

 

From ExtraFabulousComics

 

Submarine Racing - Awesome Photos

The 2011 World Submarine Racing Championships.

Held off the coast of Ireland.

     

     

     

The Tortoise And The Hare and The Tortoises

From Liz Climo