Recipe Relativity

From xkcd

If 3x3 makes 9

2x2 makes 4

and 1x1 makes 1

How come 0x0 makes gravy?

Christmas Field Guide

From Bird and Moon

Does anyone have the recipe for figgy pudding?

I've had carol singers outside my door for hours now and they won't go away until they've got some.

The Dangerous Book For Adults

From The Far Side

The recipe said, "Set the oven to 180 degrees."

Now I don't know what to do next, because the oven door is facing the wall.

Scrambled Plans

From Loading Artist

Spoiled Children

 

From Bizarro

 

Paleo Diet

From Bizarro