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Monday, 21 April 2025

Coffee Order

Two astronauts are making drinks on the International Space Station when one turns to the other and says, "I can't find any milk for my coffee."

The second astronaut replies, "In space no one can, here use cream."

Friday, 8 March 2024

Flying Saucer Arrival

From Joseph Nowak

I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector earlier today.

The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy!

Monday, 3 April 2023

Modern Day Alien Problems

From Andertoons

"You have a reminder set for 5pm today," my phone said.

"A reminder? What is it?" I asked.

"It's a notification to ensure you don't forget something, but that's not important right now," the phone replied.

Then I remembered I'd left it in Airplane mode.

Monday, 20 February 2023

Being Watched

From Tom Gauld

My brother just can't stop watching old re-runs of Wonder Woman and Xena Princess Warrior.

Up to five episodes a day.

I think he's a heroine addict.

Friday, 30 December 2022

Why There Is No Proof Of Aliens Even Though Everyone Carries Around A Camera On Their Phone

From Looks Good On Paper

Why don't aliens spend their holidays on Earth?

Because our solar system only has one star.

Monday, 8 August 2022

Unnatural

From Cyanide & Happiness

A UFO landed in the Vatican and the friendly Aliens were greeted by the pope.

Pope: What a great honour having the first sign of foreign life in the Universe visiting my humble home. Now, let me tell you about our saviour and king in heaven, Jesus Christ, who saved us all and we've been awaiting his return to us for around 2000 years.

Alien Leader: Jesus Christ you say? Long hair, beard, always in white clothes and is in his mid-thirties? Sure, we know this guy, he's a great guy! Whenever he visits us, he cures our sick, turns some water into wine, shows us his walking‑on‑water‑trick and then we throw a great party and serve him the choicest delicacies we have available. He pops by every 2 years or so. Anyway, you've been waiting for 2000 years you say; what is it you guys did to him?