Loyalty Data

From xkcd

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a supermarket."

"How long have you felt like this?"

"Ever since I was Lidl!"

Supermarket Loyalty

From Rhymes With Orange

I just bought two pints of milk from Aldi.

It was an impulse buy.

I only went in for a trombone, a wet suit and an angle grinder.

Feeling Loyal

From Dilbert

I came home early from work and found my wife cheating.

The lazy bitch has hired a cleaner.

Long Wait

If We Were As Loyal Our Dogs As They Are To Us

From TheDogHouseDiaries

 

If We Were As Loyal As Our Dogs

The Dog House Diaries

The Dog House Diaries