Timing Is Everything

From Mark Lynch

Interviewer: “So, where do you see yourself in five years?”

Me: “I'd say my biggest weakness is not listening properly.”

Flunking The Interview

From Jenns Comics

Interviewer: "What's your greatest strength?"

Me: "You tell me"

Interviewer:

Me:

Interviewer: "Delegating?"

Me: "That's right"

Married Robots

From Rhymes With Orange

Reasons my wife gets mad at me:

1. Something something something

2. Some other stuff

3. I don't pay attention when she talks

How To Fix It

From LunarBaboon

The wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.
So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm.