Ideal Dinner Date

From Twonk Comics

Date: "What do you do?"

Me: *holds up menu* "You just choose a meal from this book of food"

Menu Choice

From Andertoons

From Andertoons

From Andertoons

From Rubes

I’ve just been to a restaurant where they served roast pelican . . .

. . . it was very tasty, but the bill was enormous!

Menu Choice Considerations

From JimBenton

Date: "You seem close to your mum"

Me: "I am"

Mum: "It is a small table for three"

Touting For Business

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From Bizarro

 

The Value Of Being Polite