Another Broken Vase

From War and Peas

They told me I’d never be any good at poetry because I’m dyslexic but so far I’ve made 2 jugs and a vase!

Rose Tinted Glasses

From The Jenkins

TEPOLE POO

Dyslexics are tepole poo, you know?

Stuffing A Lemon

From Faceless

British Summer Time Ends

Yesterday I visited my dyslexic friend whom I caught rubbing black shoe polish on his peni s. I said, "You idiot, you're supposed to turn your clock back."

Did you hear about the dyslexic rock star?  He died after choking on his own Vimto.

I Have Sex Daily