Showing posts with label knock knock. Show all posts
Showing posts with label knock knock. Show all posts

Tuesday, 13 January 2026

Engine Trouble

From OffTheMark

How come our cars have to be roadworthy when the roads don't have to be car worthy?

Monday, 14 August 2023

In Your House

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Britney Spears.

Britney Spears who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Oops I did It again!

Wednesday, 7 September 2022

Jehova's Best Friend

My friend is a Jehovah's Witness.

He got mad at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.

Friday, 27 August 2021

Knock Knock Jokes For Cats

From OffTheMark

I just had a delivery guy from DPD knock on my door.

He said "I've got a parcel for your next door neighbour".

I said "You've got the wrong house then mate".