How Do You Do

From Liz Climo

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle.

Sharing With Friends

“Excuse me madam, can I smell your pussy?”

“No, of course not.”

“Oh, it must be your feet then.”

Familiar Perfume

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

I met someone who smelt just like me.

He could have been my cologne.

Dry January

From Reality Check

To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.

Coming Clean

From JimBenton

How come fish smell?

They spend their whole lives taking a bath.

Room Of Delights

From smbc

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to diss-a-Brie?

I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese,

Everybody's looking for Stilton.

The March Of Progress

From Faceless

I bought a new deodorant stick today.

The instructions said remove the wrapper and push up the bottom.

I can hardly walk but when I fart the room smells lovely!

COVID Scented Candle

From Moderately Confused

Testing

From Cyanide & Happiness

 

Extra Working From Home Problems

From OffTheMark

From OffTheMark

From OffTheMark

From OffTheMark

Gassy Veg

   

From Imgur

Woolfish

 

From Bizarro

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