Some Gags

From Liz Climo Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? Because dogs can't whistle.

“Excuse me madam, can I smell your pussy?” “No, of course not.” “Oh, it must be your feet then.”

From Bizarro From Waynovision I met someone who smelt just like me. He could have been my cologne.

From Reality Check To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.

From JimBenton How come fish smell? They spend their whole lives taking a bath.

From smbc Sweet dreams are made of cheese Who am I to diss-a-Brie? I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese, Everybody's look...

From Faceless I bought a new deodorant stick today. The instructions said remove the wrapper and push up the bottom. I can hardly w...

From Moderately Confused

From Cyanide & Happiness  

From OffTheMark From OffTheMark From OffTheMark From OffTheMark

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