Opportunity

From Portuguese Geese

Guess who I bumped into at the opticians.

Everyone.

Spider Vision

From Scott Johnston Cartoons

It's been three months since I sent my hearing aid away for repair.

I've heard nothing since.

Super Optician

From Loose Parts

What happens to your eyesight when you have kids?

You get adult super vision.

Drumming Up Trade

From OffTheMark

I've been trying really hard to break up with my optician girlfriend.

Every time I tell her I can't see her any more, she moves a bit closer to me and says, "How about now, is that any better?"

Flysight Test

From Loose Parts

Trying to break up with an optician is hard. Every time I tell her I can't see her any more, she just moves an inch closer and says "How about now?"

Eye Doctor

From OffTheMark

Opticians and Masks

From The Jenkins

Rod n. Cohn M.D.

From Bizarro