Quick Response

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I hate making spelling mistakes.

You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

Never Give Up On Your Dreams

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Level Up

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Flying Reindeer

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I got a Microsoft advent calendar this year.

If you open too many windows at once they all close again for no reason whatsoever.

Christmas Tree(ts)

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Cat Feng Shui

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When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats.

This is known as the many paws.

New Year Countdown

"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly."

"Claudia Winkleman?"

"No man, but it was close."

The Chosen One

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My Christmas tree was very happy when I removed the decorations from it.

In fact, it was absolutely delighted.

The Advice Arachnid

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Nowadays when people die of consumption it's more likely to mean diabetes than TB

Ending In Tiers

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From HeyBuddy

From Osama Hajjaj

From Ali Khalil

From Arend Van Dam

From Buni Comic

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