I love putting on warm underwear straight out of the dryer.
Plus, it's fun to look around the launderette and guess who they belong to.
I love putting on warm underwear straight out of the dryer.
Plus, it's fun to look around the launderette and guess who they belong to.
"Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing", I said to my wife.
"Wear your own then", she replied.
A man rushes to the doctor's and cries out, "Doctor, you've got to help me; I feel like I'm shrinking".
"Calm down", replies the doctor. "You'll just have to learn to be a little patient".
Just noticed the wife is wearing her sexy underwear.
This can only mean one thing.
She's behind with the washing again.
I just checked my emails, only to find it full of the usual offers, such as penis extensions, Viagra, hair loss cures, how to keep your woman satisfied, how to lose weight quickly etc. I wouldn't mind, but they're all from the missus.