Insects Night Out

From Andertoons

I've got a date with a woman who identifies as a wheelie bin . . .

. . . but I can't remember whether I'm taking her out on Tuesday or Wednesday.

The Life Cycle Of Pasta

From Wawawiwa Comics

I got fired from the pasta factory . . .

. . . just for making a fusilli mistakes.

Getting Ready

From OffTheMark

My wife really knows how to show me a good time.

She points at people and says, "Look, they've having a good time".

Up Up And Away

From LunarBaboon