Hardship

From Moderately Confused

My wife phoned me bawling her eyes out earlier.

She sobbed "I've got something to tell you".

I said "What's wrong? Why are you so upset?"

She said "I've flooded the kitchen".

I said "Wow, how long have you been crying?"

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