Bird's Eye View

From New Scientist

The way to tell the difference between crows and rooks is that crows have black beaks whereas rooks look like little castles.

Schrödinger's Dog

From Tom Gauld

There's one kind of people in this world.

Those who know about Schrödinger, and those who don't.

Deal With The Devil

From New Scientist

There are two typos of people in this world,

those who notice spelling mistakes, and those who don't.

Project

From Tom Gauld

I heard they're making an air freshener that is controlled by your mind.

I know it sounds crazy but it makes scents when you think about it.

Being Watched

From Tom Gauld

My brother just can't stop watching old re-runs of Wonder Woman and Xena Princess Warrior.

Up to five episodes a day.

I think he's a heroine addict.