Trojan Bargain

From smbc

I'm absolutely gutted.

Kajagoogoo tickets just went on sale for £30 but I've only got £28.

Dating Mantiss

From OffTheMark

From Mark Lynch

I'm having a garden sale this afternoon.

I've got 3 trampolines, 6 patio chairs and 4 fence panels.

New stuff arriving all the time!

Wasted Motorbike

From Faceless

When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike.

Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

The Yard

From Rhymes With Orange

The Prime minister wants everyone to learn maths until they're 18.

I finished studying maths at 16.

What difference would the extra three years have made?

Sweeten The Deal

From Loading Artist

If you're going to the Black Friday sales, please be considerate

and turn your phone sideways before recording the fights.

Hook

From Faceless

My local golf shop is selling all its stock to stay in business. The putters, drivers and irons are all gone, but they’re not out of the woods yet.

Moving Sale

 

From Bizarro