My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor.
More on this after the break.
Showing posts with label television. Show all posts
Showing posts with label television. Show all posts
Wednesday, 18 March 2026
Monday, 14 October 2024
Smart Toaster
I bought myself a new smart TV.
Now I can't watch Celebrity Big Brother.
It will only let me watch The Open University and Brian Cox documentaries.
Tuesday, 8 October 2024
Instant On Demand TV
I noticed that on my tv remote control there was a button labelled "Cinema Surround Sound".
I pressed it.
All of a sudden, a voice came from behind me saying, "Move your head, I can't see."
Tuesday, 26 December 2023
Special Show
I can't believe that there are still 7 weeks until pancake day and already the shops are selling bread and flour.
Friday, 15 September 2023
Next Episode
This morning my neighbour complained that I invade his personal space.
I was so upset by his comment that it completely ruined our bath!
Wednesday, 16 March 2022
New Content
My car is in such poor condition the resale value goes up and down depending on how much petrol is in it.
Thursday, 17 December 2020
Friday, 25 September 2020
Monday, 23 March 2020
Monday, 27 June 2016
Thursday, 8 October 2015
Tuesday, 14 July 2015
Monday, 25 May 2015
Wednesday, 10 September 2014
Tuesday, 22 October 2013
Channel Surfing
A man watching a football game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple.
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife.
"For heaven's sake, watch them," his wife said.
"You already know how to play football!"
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife.
"For heaven's sake, watch them," his wife said.
"You already know how to play football!"
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