Hold The Door

From Twonk Comics

Top Tip: Relax twice as fast by playing your mindfulness meditation at double speed.

Occupational Hazard

From smbc

Once there was a fire at a voodoo doll factory and 10,000 people died.

Need A Ride?

From Benvinodi

A kid walks from his bedroom in a Tortoise costume.

Mother: Why are you wearing that costume?

Kid: I'm going to that costume party.

Mother: Isn't that next week?

Kid: Yeah, but I'm a Tortoise.

Department Of Redundancy

From Loose Parts

Wow, that was quite a windy weekend we've just had.

In fact, the winds were so strong that my wheelie bin is on a speed awareness course next week!

Experienced

From Speedbump

When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a female's body.

Then I was born.

Baywatch

 

From Reality Check

My wife had a breast reduction last year.

She's down to just the two now.

Road Safety

From Bliss

I was driving towards a village and, I'll admit it, I thought I was going a bit fast. But then one of those auto road signs flashed up 87mph, and spookily enough, that was exactly the speed I was travelling at. So hey, I figured I was OK.

Ninja Turtles

From BerkeleyMews

Canadian Speed Controls

Speed controls being used in Canada.  How's this for effective speed control?

People slow down and actually try to "straddle" the hole.

This is an actual speed control device that is currently in use.

It is MUCH cheaper than speed cameras, radar guns, police officers, etc.

Pretty clever - especially when they move them around every day.

Isn't art wonderful?