Spaceship Earth

From Liniers Cartoon

Some people call me the space cowboy,

Some call me the gangster of love,

Some people call me Maurice . . .

- Yes Sir, but I do still need to see your driving licence.

The Man With The Flame Retardant Underpants

From The Argyle Sweater

Ok so I am really worried now.

I just showed my GP the rash on my genitals and he seemed pretty uncomfortable like he didn't want to touch it?

He just said make an appointment at the surgery tomorrow and walked off with his kids and shopping trolley.

How To Deal With Embarrassing Medical Problems

From JimBenton

My wife was concerned that my Sinéad O'Connor obsession was getting out of hand.

So, I went to the doctor.

Guess what he told me.

Guess what he told me.

Room Of Delights

From smbc

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to diss-a-Brie?

I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese,

Everybody's looking for Stilton.

Everyday Is A Winding Road

From Reality Check

I went to HMV earlier and asked the guy behind the counter if they had any Run DMC records.

He said "Walk this way".

Last Christmas

From War and Peas

When You Listen to the Radio When You're Hungry

Bec Hill - When You Listen to the Radio When You're Hungry