Cats And Dots

From Loading Artist

If the earth is really flat . . .

. . . wouldn't the cats have pushed everything off the edge of it by now?

Beware

From BerkeleyMews

I once took a slightly damaged stuffed dog on the Antiques Roadshow.

The expert said, "This is very rare, do you know what it would fetch if it was in good condition?"

I said, "I dunno, sticks I suppose?"