A Day In The Life Of Young Thomas Edison

From Sunny Street

The inventor of autocorrect died

The funnel will be held tomato.

Dog Date

From War and Peas

[sign outside butcher shop]: 'POLISH SAUSAGES – ASK US'

Me: "Yes, I'm here about the sausage polishing job?"

Loving Candles

From The Perry Bible Fellowship

How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

Poker Face

COVID Scented Candle

From Moderately Confused