Out Of Nowhere

 

From See Mike Draw

What do Captain Kirk and Mister Spock do to get their luggage up to their hotel room?

Tell a porter.

James T Kirk's Guide To The Internet

I've just found out that my wife has a Tinder profile.

I am incensed by her deception.

She is absolutely not "adventurous", and "fun to be around".

Red Alert

There wasn't much on the supermarket shelves yesterday so I decided to improvise.

Dinner last night was a risotto I made with some mushrooms I foraged for locally.

Not only was it delicious, but soon after a Welsh male voice choir of purple elephants showed up and sang the whole of Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell album accompanied by a light show.

Beam Me Up

From Scribbly G

Leonard Nimoy

From Teddy Tietz

Future Retro

From Bizarro

For those of you who can't remember, this is what Star Trek communicators look like:

Star Trek Communicator Picture

Jean Luc Picard : Make it So : Let It Snow

Red

From LunarBaboon