Laser Eye Surgery

From OffTheMark

I said to my doctor "I've got a problem with one of my ears".

He said "Are you sure?"

I said "Yes, I'm definite".

Cats And Dots

From Loading Artist

If the earth is really flat . . .

. . . wouldn't the cats have pushed everything off the edge of it by now?

Death By Laser

From BogartCreek

Sad news. The guy who owns our local cinemaplex has died.

His funeral will be on Friday at 12.30, 4.15 and 8.40.

Please note 8.40 is in 3D.