Christmas Wish

From GoodBearComics

As it's Christmas soon my wife's been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house.

So, I've taken the hint.

I've got her a magazine rack.

Context Matters

From Little Porpoise

My wife woke up this morning and said, "I had a dream last night that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?"

I said, "You'll find out later".

So, when I came home later, I handed her a package.

Inside the package was a book called "Your Dreams and What They Mean".

Wisdom Comes With Age