Bored Housewife

From Mark Lynch

For my American friends:

It's Mum not Mom

It's crisps not chips

It's chips not fries

It's football not soccer

It's school not shooting range

Feeling Loyal

From Dilbert

I came home early from work and found my wife cheating.

The lazy bitch has hired a cleaner.

Safe Laptop Use

From Cyanide & Happiness

I received an email today from a 'bored house-wife, aged 32. fit, looking for some action'.

So, I arranged to send her a week's supply of my washing and ironing to help keep her busy.