Mentally Prepared

From Loading Artist

I had a first date with a girl last night.

She arrived wearing a green jersey and big white gloves.

The moment I saw her I thought "she's a keeper".

Sucking

From Dinos and Comics

Interviewer: "Any weaknesses?"

Me: "Sometimes I'm ill prepared"

Interviewer: "Can you give an example?"

Me: "What, now?"

Getting Ready

 

From JimBenton

Showtime

From Will McPhail