The Worst Part Of Being A Buddhist Monk

From smbc

Apparently, it's no longer politically-correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority.

So, bearing this in mind, I think that the following is still okay:

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a nightclub.

The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai.

A Monk Buys A Hot-dog

A Buddhist monk walked up to a hot-dog vendor and said "Make me one with everything!" and handed the vendor a twenty dollar bill.
The hot-dog vendor put mustard, relish, mayonnaise, ketchup, onions, sauerkraut, chili, cheese, and hot peppers on a hot-dog and handed it to the Buddhist monk.
The monk asked, "Where is my change?"
The hot-dog vendor said, "Change comes from within!"