When You Assume

From Monster Picnic

If shoelaces always come undone and headphones always tangle, why don't we use headphones for shoelaces and shoelaces for headphone wire?

Picnic

From Monster Picnic

What did the mother Llama say to her llama children as they prepared for a picnic?

Alpaca lunch.

Ruff Role Play

From Monster Picnic

My wife loves doggy style.

I sit up and beg. She rolls over and plays dead.