Favourite

From Andertoons

Daughter: Can I keep the night light on?

Dad: And provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? Use your head sweetie.

Revolution

From Bill Boles

A police officer called the station on his radio.

"I need backup here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"Not yet. The floor's still wet!"

Insect Census Takers

From Loose Parts

How many cockroaches does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. Once it turns on, they all scatter.

Future Tech Market

From 9to5

Q. How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Three.

     One to change the bulb.

     One to sing about how good the old bulb used to be.

     And one to complain that the new bulb has gone electric.