Mealtimes in 1965

From Strange Brew

I just bought some counterfeit Mr Kipling cakes.

I must say, they're exceedingly good fakes.

Seasons' Greetings

From Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock

My kids told me that they wanted a cat for Christmas.

Usually I do a turkey, but hey, if it will make them happy.

Still Full

From Speedbump

Teach a man to fish and he'll be like, "cool, thanks".

Teach a woman to fish and she'll be like, "You're doing it wrong".

Pets

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger

I want to eat 5 meals a day.

Who decided on just 3?

The same person who came up with the 2 day weekend?

What a bozo!

Special Breakfast

From JimBenton

Are you sweating whilst putting petrol in your car?

Feeling sick when paying for it?

If so, then you have got the carownervirus.

Chef's Salad

From CAW4HY

Everyone scoffed when I said I'd be a cook.

They're not scoffing now.

Substantial

Don't Fill Up On Bread

From Will McPhail

Hey, Mister Tambourine Man Play A Song For Me

 

From Bizarro

Breakfast At Epiphany's

 

Holiday Food

From Get Fuzzy