Robot Problems

From Scribbly G

The guy next door spent all his money on a sex change.

Now he hasn't got a sausage.

Office Cat

From Scribbly G

My boss collared me at work this morning.

He said, "One of your team has complained about you. She says you never listen to her and you treat her like a sex object."

I replied, "I bet that I know who that was."

"Go on then" he challenged, "Who?"

I said, "I don't know her name, but it's the one with the short skirt and the big tits!"

Ghost Cat

From Scribbly G

Always remember, if you travel by ghost train, watch out for the ticketing spectre.

Milking It

From Scribbly G

I don't drink cow milk, because I'm not a baby cow.

However, I do drink almond milk, because I'm a little nutty!

Fly Food

From Scribbly G

It's true, you know, Foster's lager really does taste like piss.

At least, the half-full can I found in the park this morning did.

How To Peel A Banana

From Scribbly G

I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.

It's pointless.

Innovation

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

From Scribbly G

A few years ago, I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.

It was a flop.

Ghost Swing

From Scribbly G

Breaking News

NoVax DjoCovid is the first tennis player in history to be eliminated from the Australian Open after missing only two shots.

PostCat's First Day

From Scribbly G

If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN they get very angry.

Ghost Train

From Scribbly G

I bought a Harrods picnic blanket today.

Not much of a story, I know: nevertheless, I shall be dining out on it for weeks to come.

Fore-ever Alone

From Scribbly G

I always wanted to be a professional golfer like my dad.

He always wanted to be a professional golfer too.

Time Machine

From Scribbly G

The inventor of the snooze button has died.

His funeral will take place tomorrow at 6.00, 6.09, 6.18, 6.27 and 6.36.

Replacing Nemo

From Scribbly G

Careful What You Wish For

From Scribbly G

The Adventures Of SpiderCat

From Scribbly G

From Scribbly G

From Scribbly G

From Scribbly G

Another Poop

From Scribbly G

Beam Me Up

From Scribbly G