A Society Grows Great When Old Men Plant Trees Whose Shade They Know They Shall Never Sit In

From Leigh Rubin

If trees produced Wi-Fi we'd be planting them everywhere.

It's a shame they only produce oxygen and store carbon.

Sticky Trap

From Safely Endangered

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

Unheeded Warning

From Rhymes With Orange

If snails are so slow, why don't we ever see them coming?

It's just boom, there's another snail.

Non-Stick Pan

From The Argyle Sweater

Welcome back to Invisibility Class.

It's pretty disappointing to see so many of you here.

Non-Stick Pan

From Andertoons

From Wrong Hands

Never let it be said that I censor people.

Brrr...

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a brick?

A brrrick.

Dog, Genie

From Asher Perlman

A fortune teller told me that in 10 to 15 years, I would suffer the most terrible heartbreak any man has ever faced.

I was so upset to learn this that I decided to cheer myself up.

I adopted a puppy, and I've never been happier.

Sticky Situation

From Little Porpoise

This morning I saw my neighbour talking to her cat.

It was clear that she thought that the cat understood her.

I went home and told my dog.

We laughed and laughed.

Cooking Beaver

https://i.imgur.com/65tYveh.jpg

Beaver Scouts

From TheArgyleSweater