If I had 50p for every maths exam I've failed . . .
. . . I'd have 7.30 by now.
Showing posts with label maths. Show all posts
Showing posts with label maths. Show all posts
Thursday, 28 May 2026
Thursday, 12 March 2026
Monday, 19 January 2026
The Problem
I bumped into a beautiful woman this morning and she asked me for my phone number . . .
. . . then my insurance details!
Monday, 13 October 2025
Monday, 6 October 2025
Pointless Studying
A limerick:
(12 + 144 + 20 + 3√4) / 7 + (5 x 11) = 92 + 0
or to put it another way:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more
Friday, 18 October 2024
Tough Day For The Dung Beetle
Did you know that wombats are capable of complex mathematical operations?
They can cube the number 2.
Friday, 5 April 2024
Thirsty
I used to be an eight pints a night guy until my doctor told me I had to cut it down by half.
So now I'm a seven and a half pints a night!
Tuesday, 20 February 2024
Wednesday, 9 August 2023
The Yard
The Prime minister wants everyone to learn maths until they're 18.
I finished studying maths at 16.
What difference would the extra three years have made?
Wednesday, 12 April 2023
Fish Fun
What, again?
You can't always be experiencing a higher volume of calls than normal.
That's not how averages work.
Sunday, 31 October 2021
Thursday, 8 April 2021
Friday, 12 March 2021
Understanding Weather Forecasts
I passed my Calculus Theory Test, so just the Practical part to do before I get my Deriving Licence.
Monday, 16 April 2018
Monday, 8 May 2017
Wednesday, 8 March 2017
Thursday, 1 December 2016
Wednesday, 24 August 2016
Friday, 11 December 2015
Thursday, 26 February 2015
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