Showing posts with label Scott Metzger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scott Metzger. Show all posts
Monday, 31 August 2026
Tuesday, 10 February 2026
Proud Dad
I managed to build a car entirely out of washing machine parts.
Tomorrow, I'm taking it out for a spin.
Thursday, 1 January 2026
Be The Best
From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger
I have 11 New Year Resolutions...
1) Never make resolutions
2) Accept that life contains paradoxes
3) Use the binary number system more often
Tuesday, 6 May 2025
Wednesday, 25 January 2023
Thursday, 7 April 2022
Pets
I want to eat 5 meals a day.
Who decided on just 3?
The same person who came up with the 2 day weekend?
What a bozo!
Monday, 4 October 2021
Dancing Balloon Men In Training
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them.
Thursday, 4 March 2021
Doggy Bag?
I arrived early at the restaurant last night.
The manager said, "Do you mind waiting for a bit?"
I said "Not at all".
He said "Great, take these drinks to table 7″
Tuesday, 26 January 2021
Tuesday, 5 January 2021
Wednesday, 1 July 2020
Friday, 14 February 2020
Monday, 10 February 2020
Friday, 13 December 2019
Friday, 18 October 2019
Monday, 2 September 2019
Monday, 15 July 2019
Wednesday, 17 April 2019
Wednesday, 26 December 2018
Monday, 5 November 2018
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