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Showing posts with label Scott Metzger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scott Metzger. Show all posts
Monday, 31 August 2026

Beached Body Ready

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From Scott Metzger
Tuesday, 10 February 2026

Proud Dad

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From Scott Metzger I managed to build a car entirely out of washing machine parts. Tomorrow, I'm taking it out for a spin.
Thursday, 1 January 2026

Be The Best

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From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger I have 11 New Year Resolutions... 1) Never make resolutions 2) Accept that life contains paradoxes ...
Tuesday, 6 May 2025

Top 10 Dog/Cat Pop Songs

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From Scott Metzger From Scott Metzger
Wednesday, 25 January 2023

Healthy Food

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From Scott Metzger I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.
Thursday, 7 April 2022

Pets

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From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger I want to eat 5 meals a day. Who decided on just 3? The same person who came up with the 2 day...
Monday, 4 October 2021

Dancing Balloon Men In Training

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From The Bent Pinky I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I c...
Thursday, 4 March 2021

Doggy Bag?

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From Scott Metzger I arrived early at the restaurant last night. The manager said, "Do you mind waiting for a bit?" I said "...
Tuesday, 26 January 2021

The Daily Grind

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From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger I accidentally just knocked a lady over in Domino's Pizza. Well, I say one…
Tuesday, 5 January 2021

Animal Articulate

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Wednesday, 1 July 2020

Yesterday

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From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger
Friday, 14 February 2020

Valentines Gift

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From Scott Metzger
Monday, 10 February 2020

Foamy

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From Scott Metzger
Friday, 13 December 2019

Cards For Humans

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From Scott Metzger
Friday, 18 October 2019

Only Elephants❤

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From Scott Metzger
Monday, 2 September 2019

Security Question

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From Scott Metzger
Monday, 15 July 2019

Which Celebrity Do You Look Like?

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From Scott Metzger
Wednesday, 17 April 2019

Digital Characteristics

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From Scott Metzger
Wednesday, 26 December 2018

Gandalf Dolls

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From Scott Metzger
Monday, 5 November 2018

Translate

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From Scott Metzger