Busy Weekend

From Dinos and Comics

Why does David Hasselhoff call himself The Hof?

Because it's less hassle.

Introvert Olympics

From Toonhole Chris

If laziness was an Olympic sport.

I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.

Cat Scan

From Reality Check

I bought one of those self-assembly bird tables a while back.

The lazy bastards haven't even opened the box.

All they've done is shit on it.