When You Wish Upon A Star

From StrangeTrek

I used to work for the circus.

I was a human cannonball.

Until they fired me.

Dog, Genie

From Asher Perlman

A fortune teller told me that in 10 to 15 years, I would suffer the most terrible heartbreak any man has ever faced.

I was so upset to learn this that I decided to cheer myself up.

I adopted a puppy, and I've never been happier.

A World With No Lawyers

From Pain Comics

These lawyers are getting sneaky.

The other day I clicked on a link that said, "Start your free trial", and now I've been convicted of murder.

Christmas Wish

From GoodBearComics

As it's Christmas soon my wife's been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house.

So, I've taken the hint.

I've got her a magazine rack.

Santa Delivers

From Cyanide & Happiness

My wife has begun hinting that she wants something black and lacy for Christmas.

So, I've bought her a pair of football boots.

Careful What You Wish For

From Scribbly G

Be Careful What You wish for

From smbc

Susan Doolittle

From JimBenton

Magic Lamp

 

From Cyanide & Happiness

Family

From LunarBaboon

From smbc

Choosing A Superpower

TheDogHouseDiaries

Be Careful What You Wish For

From The Perry Bible Fellowship