It must be hard to be a parent nowadays.
You have to explain the birds & the bees.
The bees & the bees.
The birds & the birds.
The birds that used to be bees.
The bees that used to be birds.
The birds that look like bees and the bees that look like birds but still have a stinger.
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150?"
The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
I got some of that sensitive toothpaste last winter when the water was cold.
I wish I hadn't bothered; it gets jealous whenever I use other toothpaste.
