Never Enough

From War and Peas

I felt a bit greedy when I treated myself to a new boat.

But I couldn't resist, there was a sail on.

Manx Overboard

From Loose Parts

A man is on holiday in the Maldives when his diving instructor asks him, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water?"

"Because, the man replies, "if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat".

Masks

I went to the chemists to get myself a face mask but they had sold out.

They suggested that I try Boots.

I’ve been in A&E for 40 minutes now and I’m sure that it’s the nurses and doctors that I can hear laughing.

 From Bizarro

 From Richard Jolley

 From Wrong Hands

I got a cold call on the ‘phone today asking if I’d recently bought any gloves or masks.

They said that if I had they could check to see if I’d been mis-sold PPE.

Life Hacks

From Imgur

Boat - Flats & Sharps

Boat Puzzle

From xkcd