Some Gags

From War and Peas I felt a bit greedy when I treated myself to a new boat. But I couldn't resist, there was a sail on.

From Loose Parts A man is on holiday in the Maldives when his diving instructor asks him, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards in...

I went to the chemists to get myself a face mask but they had sold out. They suggested that I try Boots. I’ve been in A&E for 40 minu...

From Imgur

From xkcd