Shady Disguise

From Speedbump

I do not look like a Smurf and I've told people that until I'm blue in the face.

Can I Try

From Buddy Gator

My wife has just called and told me that she'll be home soon and wants fish for dinner.

I'd better get my skates on.

The Bear Necessities

From Loading Artist

To start a zoo, you need at least two pandas, a grizzly and three polars.

That's the bear minimum.

Safety First

From At Random Comics

Londoners can be really cruel.

I was in a butcher's shop earlier when a woman asked for a Panda Sausage!

Panda Pranks

From TheArgyleSweater

Last night my wife sent me a text, saying she was in casualty.

When I got home, I watched all 50 minutes of it – I didn't see her once.

She still hasn't come home yet.

I'm starving! :(

Koka Koala

From TheArgyleSweater

Poppy

From Liz Climo

From Liz Climo