Nightime Fairy

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

I had to get my pet lizard some Valium as he has been a bit stressed out.

Now he's a calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon!

Classic Susan

From Will McPhail

As a practical joke I set up a bucket of liquid nitrogen so that it fell on our chemistry teacher when he opened the door.

He must have found it funny. He completely cracked up!

Out All Night

Anti, Not Counter, Anti

From Bizarro

Medals Are Won & Lost On Small Margins

From Irish-Ayes