As a man is walking his pet carrot it gets hit by a car.
After rushing to the hospital, the man paces the waiting room until the doctor comes out exhausted from surgery.
"Doctor, is my carrot alive, is it ok?"
The doctor sighs. "I have good news and bad news. The good news is your pet carrot is alive".
The man breathes a sigh of relief. "What's the bad news doctor?"
The doctor looks him in the eyes and says, "Well I'm sorry but it's going be a vegetable for the rest of its life."
