Protection Racket

From Will McPhail

I Saw a Huge Seagull Today

It was big enough to be a D Gull.

But not quite big enough to be an Eagle.

Pigeon Poop

From Sunny Street

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term 'One Hit Wonder' came up with any other phrases?

You've Got To Have A Plan

From Buni Comic

I booked a flight with Ryanair.

They said, '£100 for a seat on an aisle or £10 for by the window',

I said, 'By the window please'.

They said, 'For an extra £100 would you like to make that inside the plane?'

Influence

From Matt Diffee

Two Of A Kind In The Bush

From Bizarro

From Bizarro