Showing posts with label Olympics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Olympics. Show all posts
Friday, 13 February 2026
Operation
Labels:
BBC,
cartoon,
gags,
Gary Delaney,
heart,
Lindsey Vonn,
lol,
Olympic Games,
Olympics,
operation,
organ,
pun,
ski,
third leg,
winter olympics,
wordplay
Friday, 9 August 2024
New Killer On The Block
I watched the Bad Habits final at the Olympics earlier today.
It was nail-biting!
Labels:
animal,
bad habit,
cartoon,
environment,
fish,
gags,
litter,
lol,
Looks Good On Paper,
Olympic Games,
Olympics,
plastic bags,
pun,
rubbish,
wordplay
Monday, 29 July 2024
Introvert Olympics
If laziness was an Olympic sport.
I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Labels:
cartoon,
gags,
introvert,
lazy,
lol,
Olympic Games,
Olympics,
shy,
Toonhole,
Toonhole Chris
Monday, 7 February 2022
Thursday, 29 July 2021
High Achiever
Wife: "Sarcasm will take you nowhere in the world"
Me: "Well it got me to the International Sarcasm finals in Monaco in 2005"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "No"
Labels:
cartoon,
gags,
lol,
Off The Mark,
Olympic Games,
Olympics,
sarcasm,
winner
Tuesday, 27 July 2021
Appealing To The Young
When I was young, I was poor. But after years of hard, honest and painstaking work, I'm no longer young.
Labels:
cartoon,
Dave Granlund,
gags,
lol,
Olympic Games,
Olympics,
skateboard,
texting,
time,
video games
Monday, 26 July 2021
Quick Snack
If interfering was an Olympic sport, my missus would have a meddle in it.
Wednesday, 10 June 2020
Wednesday, 10 August 2016
Tuesday, 9 August 2016
Monday, 8 August 2016
Wednesday, 12 February 2014
Friday, 7 September 2012
Paralympics
Watching the paralympics today made me wonder.....
if this lot can run faster than I can, swim better than I can, lift heavier weights than I can, why the hell do they need to park closer to Asda than me?
Wednesday, 15 August 2012
Wednesday, 8 August 2012
Tuesday, 7 August 2012
Thursday, 2 August 2012
Wednesday, 1 August 2012
Olympics Tickets
Whoo hoo, I've just got my tickets to the Olympic women's beach volleyball final!
Oh . . . drat . . . it's Iran versus Saudi Arabia.
Tuesday, 31 July 2012
Monday, 30 July 2012
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