Showing posts with label Olympics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Olympics. Show all posts

Monday, 29 July 2024

Introvert Olympics

From Toonhole Chris

If laziness was an Olympic sport.

I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.

Thursday, 29 July 2021

High Achiever


Wife: "Sarcasm will take you nowhere in the world"

Me: "Well it got me to the International Sarcasm finals in Monaco in 2005"

Wife: "Really?"

Me: "No"

Tuesday, 27 July 2021

Appealing To The Young

From Dave Granlund

When I was young, I was poor. But after years of hard, honest and painstaking work, I'm no longer young.

Monday, 26 July 2021

Friday, 7 September 2012

Paralympics


Watching the paralympics today made me wonder.....

if this lot can run faster than I can, swim better than I can, lift heavier weights than I can, why the hell do they need to park closer to Asda than me?

Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Olympics Tickets


Whoo hoo, I've just got my tickets to the Olympic women's beach volleyball final!

Oh . . . drat . . . it's Iran versus Saudi Arabia.