I watched the Bad Habits final at the Olympics earlier today.
It was nail-biting!
I watched the Bad Habits final at the Olympics earlier today.
It was nail-biting!
If laziness was an Olympic sport.
I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Wife: "Sarcasm will take you nowhere in the world"
Me: "Well it got me to the International Sarcasm finals in Monaco in 2005"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "No"
When I was young, I was poor. But after years of hard, honest and painstaking work, I'm no longer young.
If interfering was an Olympic sport, my missus would have a meddle in it.