Emergency Distraction

From Leigh Rubin

"I've made a model of Mount Everest."

"To scale?"

"No, just to look at."

Relentless

From Strange Brew

The instructions on my microwave meal say "stir and recover".

How tiring do they think stirring actually is?

Bunny Ears

From Sunny Street

ATM

Acorn Teller Machine

From Buni Comic

Hard Times

From Liz Climo