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From Dilbert

I asked the girl in B&Q, "What's best for greasy ovens?"

She replied, "Ammonia cleaner".

I said, "Sorry, I thought you worked here".

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From F Minus

I was waiting in the queue outside B&Q this morning when my mate called and asked how big the queue was. I said "The same size as the B".