Larry's Pack

From Joseph Nowak

Why do all astronauts use a mac?

Because it's dangerous to open windows in space.

Research

From AThirdThing

My mate said "I like your car".

I said "It's not very practical now we've got a baby".

He said "How about I buy it from you?".

I said "Yeah, go on then. Three grand?"

He said "You've got yourself a deal".

I said "Nice one, you're going to make a brilliant dad".

Mating Season

From Mark Lynch

People used to think that Liverpool fans smell; but it's just that they never wore cologne.

Animal Pals

From smbc

We each have only two or three minutes left to live.

Fortunately taking a breath resets the clock.

Extra Working From Home Problems

From OffTheMark

From OffTheMark

From OffTheMark

From OffTheMark

Coronavirus Treatment

There are so many coronavirus jokes around at the moment. People are making them like there's no tomorrow!

Virus-free. www.avg.com

Sleeping Beauty

From smbc

Badly Designed Survey

From smbc

Impossible Things & Ten Things

Impossible Things

A. You can't count your hair.

B. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

C. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

D. Put your tongue back in your mouth, sure you can still breathe, you fool.

Ten Things I Know About You

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it. You are an idiot!

6) You are laughing at yourself,

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot fool category.

Breathing