Showing posts with label death penalty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label death penalty. Show all posts

Friday, 13 March 2026

You're Toast Mate


From Buni Comic

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

Tuesday, 5 September 2023

Little Bet


From JimBenton

I went to see the Red Arrows last weekend.
There was near miss after near miss, screams of "oooooohhh" and "aaaaaaahhhhh".
But eventually my wife managed to park the car and we saw the show!